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The substance of my days


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You get up one morning and boom, you discover by opening the window that there is nothing left outside.
The end of the world?
A War?
Is it possible that I have not noticed anything?
Do I go to sleep at night, and in the morning I find this chaos?
Ok let’s think .. maybe I’m still sleeping.
There is no other explanation.
I’m in some kind of weird dream where I’m conscious, I know they have a name, but I don’t remember it.
Now I throw myself out the window, so much is a dream.
Stupid!
I’m an idiot!
What an idiot I am, I live on the ground floor.
This sucks!
It doesn’t matter, it’s a dream, now let’s see what’s around!
Well, my house is still standing, this in itself is good news, at least I know where to go back when I’m done walking around the area.
The newsstand on the corner, let me check, no, it’s gone, too bad, I was missing 3 issues of the Encyclopedia with weekly issues, now how will I do?
I’ll write to headquarters.
Yes, but wait but I don’t know if there is a central office, maybe chaos is just here with me.
Oh God what anxiety!
What if the whole world is destroyed?
Oh who knows how is Kim Kardashan.
Let’s hope nothing has been done poor thing.
I’ll check Twitter later if she’s okay, and if she needs anything.
I have a pair of flowered Dolce & Gabbana shoes, they should be her number.
I left my cell phone at home, now how do I post photos of what happened?
I’ll be the usual idiot who posts things late.
So I will lose a lot of Like.
We don’t talk about it on Instagram. I have to find a cell phone, maybe I can find it in the rubble.
The house opposite has fallen apart, there is rubble, debris and broken glass.
Maybe I’ll find a pair of shoes.
A piece of glass cut the sole of my foot.
It hurts, it hurts a lot, I bleed.
It’s definitely not a dream.
It’s all true.
And all damn true.
I do not know what happened.
I’m an underpants, only now do I realize that I’m in underpants,
I went out without thinking about clothes, I didn’t even wear a coat.
It’s not cold, it’s not even hot.
I don’t see the sun, maybe it’s still early in the morning.
I have to pee.
Where do I pee?
There is no bathroom, I can’t do it here, if someone sees me, I risk becoming an Internet meme.
Okay, try to rearrange your ideas.
Collect all your thoughts, put them in order, concentrate, concentrate, restart from last night.
No, I can’t, I have to pee.
I have to damn pee. Where can I get it? There will be a hidden corner where I can do it, especially without being seen.
Let’s see if I go here, where the walls have remained intact, at least a little, I should find a hidden corner to pee.
Here this is perfect.
Luckily, I was sick of holding her back.
How humiliating it is to pee like dogs.
Let’s try to look on the bright side, at least I just pee away.
What do I do now?
So, let’s move on to priority, and the most logical thing to do, right now.
Find a cellphone.
Yes.
I need a phone. Let me find, there must be a phone around here. We see, stones, glass, a painting, that is, a piece of a painting, I don’t know what it is, maybe a pillow, this is a doily, stones, stones, more stones, a strangely intact plate, and again a tide of debris.
I shit.
What are you looking at, I’m not a jackal, I need a phone. what do you want? My boobs? What year are my boobs? Get dressed?
It’s true. Rightly. I’m still in my underwear.
I look at him, I sigh, he’s not in better shape than me, he wears only one shoe, some torn pants, he looks around, not even he knows what happened. He starts walking again, I don’t think he has a precise destination.
What is this?
Let me pull, it looks like a shirt, no and a tablecloth, and hideous, yuck,red with white squares, yuck.
Oh my God, a phone!
Finally!!
Come on turn on, turn on, come on !!
Yes!!
It works!!
Oh thank goodness, there is battery!
This is important, now let me log in to Facebook, I have Twitter, where is the icon?
What a strange phone.
Why is it so slow?
I fucking is not an Iphone, and an Android !!
I got shit, what do I do now?
How does it work? Here is this and the Twitter icon, ok there, let’s see, who knows how is Kim, what anguish.
Because it does not work? Internet does not work? Shit!
What good is a cell phone if you don’t have internet?
And what am I doing with you now? I don’t even know how it works.
Maybe a voice function.
Let’s try.
– SIRI CALLS HOME –
No, it doesn’t work, maybe I have to call him by name.
– ANDROID CALL HOME – no answer.
– PHONE CALL HOME – not even.
– Cortana – I give up.
What am I doing with you? Don’t even know how to use you?
I got an Iphone as a gift, I can only use that. I could keep you, you can always come in handy but where do I put you?
Let’s look for some clothes, I’m happy with that awful tablecloth, if I find anything else, I’ll change.
It sucks, I hope nobody takes a picture of me.
Maybe I should go home.
I feel strange, I’ve never felt this way.
My head is spinning, I miss the air, I think it’s a nervous attack.
I sat on the rubble, I burst into tears, I don’t know for when. I’m going home, I don’t know what to do.
I go back through the window, lock myself in, lie down on the bed, my whole life has been destroyed in one night.
I do not know what to do. I close my eyes, maybe it’s just really a nightmare.
I think I fell asleep, I don’t know when, I don’t even care at this point.
I have to wear some decent clothes. Sports, comfortable shoes. I look in the mirror, I suck.
I realize that no one will notice how I am dressed. Nobody will like, nobody will “like” any of my Instagram photos.
Nobody will read what I write anymore, nobody will look at the photos I take.
Life as I have known it no longer makes sense.
I don’t want to think about it, I take the bag, put in my cell phone, the only cell phone I found, I also take some pads, my wallet, my house keys.
I ponder for a moment what I could still need.
The Kim shoes, can not run barefoot.
I also tried to turn on the TV, it didn’t work, it didn’t turn on, I realized there was no power.
I had to reach my boyfriend, my family could wait, he can’t, if I don’t go to him first, he’ll think I don’t love him, and he’ll go to that slut.
I opened the door, but did not go out, I was hit by debris; the rest of the building had collapsed, only my apartment had probably remained intact.
I go out the window, I have nothing else left, I go to the left, I look around, I see only debris, half houses, left half standing, people like me wandering around empty. Some of them cry, others scream, there is a dog peeing.
I realize that my apartment, and among the very few that have remained intact, maybe luck still turns for me, I hope that Kim’s house has remained intact.
I stop. I cannot go on, in front of me only a huge mushroom of fire, soon the shock wave will hit me, and not even the dust will remain of me.
I’m just sorry I can’t give Kim shoes.

You get up one morning and boom, you discover by opening the window that there is nothing left outside.
The end of the world?
A War?
Is it possible that I have not noticed anything?
Do I go to sleep at night, and in the morning I find this chaos?
Ok let’s think .. maybe I’m still sleeping.
There is no other explanation.
I’m in some kind of weird dream where I’m conscious, I know they have a name, but I don’t remember it.
Now I throw myself out the window, so much is a dream.

You get up one morning and boom, you discover by opening the window that there is nothing left outside.
The end of the world?
A War?
Is it possible that I have not noticed anything?
Do I go to sleep at night, and in the morning I find this chaos?
Ok let’s think .. maybe I’m still sleeping.
There is no other explanation.
I’m in some kind of weird dream where I’m conscious, I know they have a name, but I don’t remember it.
Now I throw myself out the window, so much is a dream.

You get up one morning and boom, you discover by opening the window that there is nothing left outside.
The end of the world?
A War?
Is it possible that I have not noticed anything?
Do I go to sleep at night, and in the morning I find this chaos?
Ok let’s think .. maybe I’m still sleeping.
There is no other explanation.
I’m in some kind of weird dream where I’m conscious, I know they have a name, but I don’t remember it.
Now I throw myself out the window, so much is a dream.

“DAMAGED, VIRTUAL REALITY PROGRAM”
“TYPED SEQUENCE NOT RECOGNIZED”
“RESTART THE PROGRAM”
“DAMAGED, VIRTUAL REALITY PROGRAM”
“TYPED SEQUENCE NOT RECOGNIZED”
“RESTART THE PROGRAM”
“DAMAGED, VIRTUAL REALITY PROGRAM”
“TYPED SEQUENCE NOT RECOGNIZED”
“RESTART THE PROGRAM”

« Do not insist, it broke again, this week is already the third time.» I sigh tired, looking at the new colleague next to him.
«I notified headquarters. This update was not supposed to be done.» he replied in exasperation. It was not the first time, in a month it was already the three hundred and thirteenth surgery.
«No, nothing, that too is gone.» he concluded the sentence more speaking alone than with the colleague at his side.
«PROGRAM VIRTUAL REALITY CANCELED. HUMAN ENDED»
«I never understand why they insist on raising humans, they are so delicate» he shook his head, hermetically closed the panel.
« Whose was this human?» He asked not finding feedback on the pad.
« Let me check.» he put away a small green pad from his pocket « Well, it was from the praetor’s son, a birthday present.»
«He advises the praetor to take another pet to play with his son, robots are definitely better, they dirty less and are smarter.»
« I had a human one, worst purchase I’ve made in my life, I shot it down after three weeks. Never look again, I don’t want any.»
«And you do well.» he laughed greedily, he felt disgust for those little pink-skinned beasts «I’m running away today I still have five to kill, and four to reprogram.» exasperated sigh. «Good work.»
« Thank you too.» he smiled, walked down the purple corridor and left the human nursery, passing the orderlies, manure unloaders.
« You have a fresh one, at the nursery, just finished.» I warn them without stopping, he was really in a hurry.
He left the building, stopped just to look at the new sign, it was beautiful, yellow and brown, he liked the new slogan so much.

” FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE SKY BUY A HUMAN BUT DON’T BE PROUD.
Rayvit we breed humans from puppies of all sizes and all ages. And above all we guarantee their total infinite programming. Satisfied I refunded. ”

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